if you catch me on the street listening to my ipod and i do a swift head turn i’m probably in the middle of filming my imaginary music video. do not disturb.
I have found my people.
who else like closes their eyes during a buildup and then pops them open when the chorus or w/e starts as if like the video’s starting or there’s a swift transition like nope i dont have a weird tic i’m just making a music video
youre all my soulmates
In the Tardis:
In the Shire:
In the Impala:
In the Pokemon world
At Avengers Mansion:
The Truffula Valley:
With the Hetalia gang:
YOU FUCKING FORGOT ALTERNIA
WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO BE ON ALTERNIA
IN THE HUNGER GAMES BITCHES
I’m really scared to keep watching Supernatural because I heard on tumblr.com that as the seasons progress Sam becomes sadder and his hair grows longer but im only on season 2 and he’s already pretty sad and shaggy so by the time i get to season 8 he’s probably going to be a suicidal chewbacca and i don’t know if i want to see him like that
this is my favorite story about supernatural
life goal: finish my chap stick before it goes missing
Today in school I was walking down the hallway to go to the bathroom and some dude walked out of a classroom and tripped me by accident and I was thinking about Thor 2 so i just like blurted out “HOW DARE YOU ATTACK THE SON OF ODIN” and he just looked at me and looked down at his shirt and it was an Avenegrs shirt and I think i made a friend guys.
I SHIP IT
TRIGGER FUCKING WARNING RAPE AND THE STATE OF THE UNION
DO YOU FUCKING REMEMBER HOW A GIRL IN OHIO WAS DRUGGED AND GANG-RAPED REPEATEDLY AT SEVERAL DIFFERENT PARTIES IN ONE NIGHT?
DO YOU REMEMBER HOW OUTRAGED WE WERE?
THIS IS THE NEWS COVERAGE IT GOT.
ONLY TWO BOYS WERE TRIED FOR IT. ONLY THREE YEARS OF JAILTIME WERE HANDED BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM.
AND THEY WERE PRESENTED AS THE VICTIMS IN THIS
THIS IS NOT THE WORLD I SIGNED ON FOR. THIS IS NOT THE LEGAL SYSTEM I LEARNED ABOUT IN SCHOOL, AND THIS IS NOT THE WAY THIS STORY ENDS.
GET MAD. GET FUCKING FURIOUS.
AND GET LOUD, BECAUSE WE ARE NOT GOING TO STAND FOR THIS
“Swearing is unattractive.” I’m not attractive anyway so fuck off.
I’ve waited my whole life for this
If you don’t love British tv you’re wrong.
i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost
and she’s just like
well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit
it’s funny because disney channel thinks i need the lyrics on the screen to sing along to high school musical
I just spat my tea everywhere omfg what am I going to do
I’m fUKCINGN pEEING OH MY GGGGGGGGGODS
new jersey man is pretty hardcore
new jersey man was a bit too hardcore rip